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You don't know how lucky you are being a monkey.

Because consciousness is a terrible curse. Melkivit! This is film sack. Oh sure. Hello everyone.

welcome to Film Sack.

This is Film Sack, mine at the very depths of film entertainment for all mankind, episode

487. My name is Scott Johnson joining me today. Brian, we like to start

all our film sacks with a humping marionette show done away. Oh we do and speaking

of which here comes one now oh hi sorry I'm

running late guys I was just down the street performing my one man act of

lewd behavior using wooden puppets and surrogates. Uff, I think I got a splinter.

Hey, did I tell you guys I found a totally suss hole

behind some filing cabinets in my day job as a filing clerk?

First I was like, I wonder if this is a portal to the consciousness of another human being where I can see what they see feel what they feel

So I crawled in with reckless abandon board in hand because my life sucks I told you about the sexy puppets thing right? Anywho.

As I'm crawling along I'm suddenly transported to the other side of the wall where my boss is taking a dump.

Long story short, I'm now a full-time sexy puppeteer street performer. Come check out my show. Oh, by the way, I wouldn't

procreate with Bad Hair Day Diaz with John Malkovich's reproductive parts, I mean part,

is it parts or parts? I mean, do you think the mill anatomy is a single unit or multiple parts to create a hole?

Perhaps you don't think of the mill anatomy at all. You're a loss. Randy?

Your new transition is cracking me up.

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