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This is what is known.

There has always been man.

And they have always been vampires. Give me your gun. This is Filmzac. Oh, sure. Hello everyone welcome back to Film Sack. This is Film Sack mining the very depths of film entertainment for all mankind

episode 475.

I'm Scott Johnson joined today by Brian,

better with a gun than he is with a knife done away.

Pew, pew!

Can't find my knife.

Oh, hi, and welcome to the monthly gathering of

familiars where we discuss at a better serve our vampire masters out here in the

wastelands. Now I see some unfamiliar familiars out there today, so let's go over a couple of

points that may assist you in avoiding an untimely end like your predecessors.

Point one, where sunblock? We have buckets of the stuff, so there is no excuse. The masters secrete that stuff everywhere

So be sure to apply it literally I'm soaking in it

Don't touch me point two

Don't wait daddy. Point two! Don't wait, daddy. If there is one sure way to quickly be terminated, it is to wake up your master.

Vampires are notoriously heavy sleepers,

and if it woke him before nightfall there will be consequences.

Okay, you guy, you have a question.

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