Excuse me, gentlemen, I don't believe we can allow that plane to land at Dulles or even enter U.S. airspace.

What are you talking about?

Well, sir, I don't think this is about hostages.

I think it's about one man planning a major strike against the United States.

I think you better explain yourself, Mr. Graham. You ready to take a plane ride?

This is Filmzag. Oh sure. Sure. Hello everybody, welcome back to Film Sack.

This is FilmSack,

Mine in the very depths of Film Entertainment for all mankind.

Episode 444.

My name is Scott Johnson.

Joined today by the following individuals.

We have Brian, how do they sneak AK-47 in the food

trays done away? Oh they stick them in that refrigerated place in the pit.

Anyway, oh hi. Oh hi. We're not gonna make it. You are. Sigg all out!

Well Stephen, here we are, explosively decompressed at 35,000 feet without a parachute again.

Now, based on my training training the average human should have about

30 seconds of useful consciousness at this height but I am way cooler than the average human so

45 seconds but I, so 45 seconds.

But I just wasted 15 seconds of that on a word math problem,

or is it math word problem, whatever.

We have been in worse situations. Now focus up shagool, shagal, seagal, no us, seagal, right? I mean,

oh, I've been saying it all these years. Shaguh. Ah, snap out of it!

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