I watched Santa Claus Conquers the Martians and there was so much background noise

shit no one's going to notice.

No one will even notice.

At this time, Station K-I-D TV brings you the special event of the year, a first in television history.

At this very moment, KID TV has standing by a television crew at Santa Claus Workshop.

And in just a few seconds, our special correspondent Andy Henderson

will bring you a person-to-person interview with Santa Claus himself

direct from the North Pole. Dog come out of the spaceship.

This is Film Sack.

This is film sack. Oh, sure.

sure.

Hello everybody and welcome back to FilmSack this is FilmSack episode 403

oh you can you hear the saw hold on a second it was really Sorry, there's construction happening in my house, but we've decided pre-show that it's

okay because this movie had terrible sound work and it always sounded like something was happening

in the background, so it kind of fits

I'm Scott Johnson welcome to the show we're mind in the very depths of film entertainment

for all mankind. I'm joined today by Brian get out of the damned radar box done away.

I can't, it's marked radar box in naps.

Oh, ho, ho, ho, no.

Welcome kids to Santa's workshop. A magical place so wonderful and weird that a Martian

could walk right through that door and no one would even blink. Speaking of blinking,

let's head over here and meet Santa's little blinky.

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