Film Sack 396: Van Helsing
Film Sack
Scott Johnson
4.6 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 15 October 2018
⏱️ 97 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Bless me Father, Father, Frain. |
| 0:02.0 | Sin, yes, I know. You're very good at us. |
| 0:05.0 | You shatter the rose window. |
| 0:08.0 | Well, not to split hair soup, but it was Mr Hyde who did the shuttering. |
| 0:11.0 | Thirteen century. |
| 0:12.0 | Over 600 years old I wish you a week in help for that it would be a nice |
| 0:18.5 | reprieve don't get me wrong your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. |
| 0:25.8 | Wanted posters? We are not pleased. |
| 0:29.5 | Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it? |
| 0:33.4 | Because we do not exist. Oh yeah. |
| 0:54.0 | This is Film Sack. Oh sure. Sure. Hello everyone and welcome back to Film Sack, episode 396. This is Film Sack mining the very depths of film entertainment |
| 1:25.2 | for all mankind. I'm Scott Johnson and I'm joined today by Brian. What will he do when |
| 1:31.2 | faced with Beckinsale Croatch, Dunaway? |
| 1:35.0 | Hmm, what will he do? |
| 1:38.0 | Thinking. |
| 1:39.0 | Oh, hi, and thank you for agreeing to meet me in the woods of Transylvania to execute the worst plan ever. |
| 1:47.0 | Okay, so here's the deal. |
| 1:49.0 | We're going to tie my brother up over there to that stake in the clearing to lure out the lichen. |
| 1:53.7 | That's a were woofer, wolf man for you basic village folk. |
| 1:57.6 | By the way I learned that word of the set of underworld and in this I learned this too too look at my bottom look at it okay stop stop |
| 2:06.7 | looking at it where did you guys get guns anyway I thought you were pitchfork |
| 2:10.8 | and sickle people oh well it doesn't really matter, I suppose, because I only brought the one silver bullet. |
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