My name is Burke Gummer and I've been called many things gun enthusiast monster hunter doomsday prepper

I reject all these labels what I am is a survivalist I've scoured the dirt and dust of Nevada and Mexico putting my life on the line to hunt

super-sized subterranean man-eating predators called gravelies.

Using the combination of local knowledge, intuition, and firepower power I've managed to control this deadly

species and keep them confined to the northern hemisphere. Oh my God! This is FilmSack.

This is FilmSack. Oh sure. Welcome back to Film Sack. This is Film Sack mining the very depths of film entertainment for all mankind.

I'm Scott Johnson and that guy right there is Brian Master As Blaster Runs Bardertown Dunaway.

Oh, hi.

Local South African dance choreographer and

As Blaster Impersonator, Chance Naidu here.

Please step back white people. I'm about to blow your collective

minds as I light my ass on fire and rocket skyward as if, well, as if my

ass were on fire. Be envious as I do those really sweet vertical leaps using only my crazy strong

calf muscles. Yes, just like in National Geographic white folks. Uh oh, things have gone horribly wrong it appears instead of lighting

the fuse to my homemade phosphorus device which I have stuck in my bum I have

mistakenly lit my penis on fire which I sometimes refer to as my graboid.

Damn these authentic South African tribal dance attire in their crutchless fashion sense.

Said no South African ever ever always be running.

Scott always be running sun's up time to run yeah.

I think your your grab boy is showing.

Oh is that my grab boy?

Excuse me.

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