So if you were going to back out, too late.

There comes a time for every vampire when the idea of eternity becomes momentarily unbearable.

Living in the shadows, feeding in the darkness with only your own company to keep rots into a solitary hollow existence.

Immortality seems like a good idea, until you realize you're going to spend it alone. Oh hello I'm the dragon. This is FilmSatch.

Oh, hello, I'm the dragon.

This is film sack. Oh sure. Hello everybody and welcome back to Film Sack. This is Film Sack episode 374

mining the very depths of film entertainment for all mankind. I'm Scott Johnson joining me today

Brian pull your pants up young man done away

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Look. I'm just going to vamp out loud for a minute.

Vamp out loud, vamping.

All right, hey, let's see if I can understand this film.

Morning, I'm going to use some air quotes. Eternal vampire teen Lestat is awakened from his

sad nap when the suburban kids next door start a new metal band to piss off their

parents Lestat tries out. start a new metal band to piss off their parents.

Lestat tries out for the band and lands lead vocals.

It's, ow, finger cramps.

Lestats finds some success as a rocker and Taylor Swift's, how his vampire family.

Now that's a shamein. Meanwhile, grown-ass teenager Jesse rebels against her strict Orthodox parents by pursuing

bad boy Lestat after she read Lestat's personal diary outlining his failures and

love including a cringe-worthy moment with his Egyptian grandma and his subsequent

loneliness Jesse is all like I'm lonely too you get me Lestat let's run away

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