Welcome to Hazard County.

A little corner of the world where everyone knows everyone else and people are never too busy to stop and say howdy.

Shoot, some folks even say this is where the apple pie was invented.

Yep, basically everything down here moves a little bit slower.

Unless, of course, your last name is Duke. Oh, sorry I'm looking for a quote now.

This is... This is... Oh, sorry I'm looking for a quote now.

This is Filmzac. Oh sure. Hello everybody and welcome back to FilmSack this is FilmSack off hiatus a little two-weaker break there, everybody.

We're back and we're loving it.

Welcome back to the show that Minds the very depths of film entertainment for all mankind.

My name is Scott Johnson and I'm joined today by Brian.

Where the hell is Cletus Dunaway?

Oh, hi Yeeha and all that stuff y'all

And now it's time for some theme song fact-checking.

I'll try to read these lines of my fact-checking voice.

I may break into song, no promises.

All right, here we go go just the good old boys

uh... unproven what we do have here is a smart ass and a jackass in an orange dodge

charger next never meaning no harm. Almost broken a song. Hmm, let's see. More attempted

cop killings than an ice tea ditty. Hmm. However, since you qualified that with a never meaning, I guess it's not technically not true.

Next, beats all you never saw.

What? No. What?

What?

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