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Film Sack

Film Sack 350: Can't Buy Me Love

Film Sack

Scott Johnson

Tv & Film

4.61.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2017

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

A nerdy outcast secretly pays the most popular girl in school one thousand dollars to be his girlfriend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:17.6

film sack

0:18.4

mam mam mam baa ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma c i thought i said only the Neiman Marcus card.

0:24.0

But mother, school starts on Tuesday?

0:27.0

Cindy, this is what I'm talking about, responsibility.

0:30.0

Honey, you're a senior now.

0:32.0

Why can't you be more mature like the Miller boy? Meghlo, megal maniacal. This is Film Sack. Oh sure.

1:21.9

Hello everybody welcome back to Film Sack this is Film Sack mining the very depths of film entertainment for all mankind, episode 349.

1:27.0

My name is Scott Johnson.

1:28.0

I'm joined today by Brian.

1:29.0

He's always sneaking his mom suede suit out of the closet done away.

1:33.0

Yes, sneaky, oh hi, Patrick Dempsey No Talent Agency, Circle late 1980s,

1:39.5

how may I destroy your childhood memories today?

1:42.4

Oh, you say you have a role for a sex-crazed high school senior or college freshman who is kind of

1:48.2

dorky, but the ladies find him dreamy, despite his low social status and penchant. I never say that word always

1:54.5

write it for low paying jobs like mowing lawns and delivering pizza. Yeah we got

1:59.1

those here we got a whole shit can of those here we We shaved them once a day and anything below the

2:04.0

eyebrows gets a waxen. The ladies love it. Young and old. Well, here's an inappropriate

2:09.5

time as any to talk about money. Dempsey is going to need somewhere between 35 cents and $200 for his services.

2:16.8

You can pay that in cash or hats.

2:19.4

While money can't buy you love, hats can buy you a dimsy. Yespsy yes yes we take Neiman Marcus and Sam goodies I mean it is the late 80s after all and goody got it

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