Hello Film Sackers and welcome to the show. Real quick I just wanted to remind you that if you're looking for ways to support the show one of the ways we do it is over at patreon.com slash frog pants. Your contributions there help Film Sack and shows like it continue to survive and thrive on the network.

Thank you to those who have and if you haven't consider it that's patreon.com slash frog pants. Well, I don't care.

I'm keeping him.

The National Health Foundation owns him.

I'll buy him.

And where are you going to find the $15,000?

I'll raise it.

Not to mention the $10,000 a year for food and a veterinarian come on

I'll get it You goddamn chauvinous pig ape.

This is Filmzak. Oh sure. Oh, sure. Welcome everyone to episode 3.

Welcome everyone to episode 337 of Film Sack.

This is Film Sack, mine in the very Very Deps of Film Entertainment for All mankind. I'm Scott Johnson.

Joined this afternoon by Brian Shock The Monkey Dunaway.

Ah Shock the Monkey. Oh, hi, and welcome cadets to Project X, or as I like to call it, Project

What Could Possibly Go Wrong. Here we have assembled an elite force of Air Force pilots to train a team of carefully vetted primates

who will be working with and testing the effects of radiation exposure on pilots in case of a second strike scenario.

Just kidding. We actually gathered the bad news bears of flying military personnel

to train some chimps picked by a guy on a dock somewhere what was wearing a sorting hat.

We then take these chimps and have them fly through some bad Ju,

complete with a jack-in-the-box style global thermal nuclear device

that I use to heat up my coffee. Shall we play a game?

Goliath, my coffee is getting cold. Give it two more rads, you damn dirty ape.

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