Filling All The Holes w/ Sam Tallent | Your Mom's House Ep. 742

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2024

⏱️ 85 minutes

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0:00.0	You're a big dick and you're short but you're or be super tall or have a small one.
0:04.8	In there.
0:05.8	Yeah, I want a different ride.
0:10.0	Yeah.
0:11.0	Wouldn't you pay a lot of money to see Shore East they're on have that area?
0:15.0	I mean when you put it like that, yeah.
0:18.0	Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.
0:23.0	Let's talk about Las Vegas.
0:30.0	The neon city is the only place in the world literally built for celebration.
0:36.0	It's the place to go and gorge.
0:38.1	It's where you invite your friends, your family, anyone you care about to have a good time,
0:43.2	and you throw down until the sun comes up.
0:45.7	Pack a pair of sweatpants, that flight home should be comfortable.
0:48.8	That's the kind of trip you should have in this year.
0:51.0	Those celebrations are going to be more excessive than ever. The big game is coming and in true Vegas fashion the city is going all out. I mean spectacles practically in Las Vegas DNA and that's why they want to make sure that everyone should be able to celebrate freely
1:05.7	help support excessive celebration by signing the petition at change.org
1:09.9	slash celebration. Welcome to another episode of your mom's house.
1:16.4	We are here.
1:17.2	I have diarrhea.
1:18.8	I can't believe this.
1:19.8	What happened?
1:20.6	I really, really have explosive anus. But bro walk me through it because you were doing fine up until
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