Filipino Elvis.mp3 | Voicemail Dump Truck 187

Voicemail Dump Truck

Giant Bomb

Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Comedy Fiction

4.7 • 611 Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

We brushed off all the snow on the Dump Truck and now ready to hit the streets! Today we answer your calls about various sizes of chicken parm, bad jokes, believing in Santa Claus, and Filipino Elvis visiting your offices for the Holidays!

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0:00.0	Blah, bhae, bha, bha, bha, bha, bha, bha, bhaasmail dump truck.
0:11.7	Oh, my gosh.
0:14.1	Fucking around with a new old school.
0:15.8	Fucking around with a new old school.
0:17.6	Fucking around with a new old school.
0:19.8	I'm doing so much E, guys. Oh, my God. Ecstasy. Where have you been all my life? That's right, folks. It's time for a holiday edition of the voicemail dump truck on this Thursday, December 18th, 2025. I'd venture to bet the last dump of the year, but you never know what Santa's going to bring
0:39.0	when it comes down that chimney.
0:41.1	Hopefully it's not that and its presence.
0:44.2	I've got more to talk about in terms of Santa, but first I want to talk to my fellow dumparoonies.
0:50.0	Isn't that right, Dan Reichert?
0:51.6	Look, they brought back the caserito and the cheesy dipping burritos today. This is not the last dump of the year, brother. Oh, of course not. If it is, see a doctor. Jan Ochoa, how are you? I'm still kind of sad. We didn't get tacos pizza or pizza's taco, whatever the heck it's called. It's going to make it build up to a bigger thing when we finally do get it. Okay't put that on me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay. Mike Manati, how are you doing, bud? Good. I slept way too much once I got home. I was like, oh, I travel, take a little nap, slept for five hours, and then, you know, that, that, that, that, that ruined my schedule a bit.
1:28.6	But that's okay.
1:29.7	The holidays will put my schedule back into place.
1:32.0	Nothing weird about those hours.
1:33.9	Nothing to keep your regular, like, uh, two weeks of ridiculous requests in terms of appointments and times and family gatherings.
1:42.5	Who cares, right?
1:43.9	December's meant to be slept on and
1:45.9	regarded as a fever dream yeah and before you know it we're ringing in the new year with the
1:51.3	twilight zone marathon and all that um yeah i can i can relate mikey i uh i i i you know woke up
1:59.5	the next day after game of the year. I was doing a couple errands
2:03.3	in town and I stopped by a new weed joint that, you know, pun intended, that popped up.
2:10.5	And I bought some new gummies and I think something has changed.
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