Filing For Skankruptcy

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2022

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Chris brings the case against his friend and bandmate, Nat. Chris would like to incorporate some ska music into their band’s repertoire, but Nat is opposed! Who's right? Who's wrong? With Guest Bailiff Jean Grae!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm guest Baylor G. Gray filling in for Jesse Thorn this week.
0:10.0	Filing for Skankruptcy.
0:14.0	Chris brings a case against his friend and how dare you.
0:18.0	How dare you.
0:20.0	He's one of those brilliant titles I've ever heard filing for Skankruptcy.
0:24.0	Skankruptcy.
0:26.0	Chris brings a case against his friend and bandmate, Nat.
0:30.0	Chris would like to incorporate some sco-music into their band repertoire, but Nat is opposed.
0:36.0	Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one can decide.
0:40.0	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural reference.
0:48.0	Hello, Ronald. Yes.
0:52.0	I hold in my hand an album. It's called The History of Skaw, Volume 2, The Golden Years, 1966-69.
1:02.0	Would you like to hear the first cut on it by the Scatolites?
1:06.0	Is it called Our House? No, dude. That's madness. I'm talking 66, pal.
1:12.0	One step beyond? You're a pie hole. Wow.
1:16.0	I hope we're on a seven-second delay here.
1:18.0	Guess, pal, if Gene Gray please swear the litigants in.
1:22.0	Chris and Nat, please rise and raise your right hands.
1:26.0	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God or Jamaica as a whole?
1:36.0	I do. I do.
1:38.0	Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling despite the fact that there are no facts anymore?
1:44.0	I do. Yes. Fair enough.
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