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The Hello, Internet.

I'm your wife host, Teresa McElroy.

And you're listening to Schmanner.

It's extraordinary etiquette.

For ordinary occasions, hello, my dove.

Hello, dear.

Is that the sigh of content that the holidays are over?

Maybe.

Maybe it's the sigh of, let's take a break.

Happy New Year or whatever.

Yeah.

Yeah, we made it.

We made it through another year.

In mostly one piece.

Yay.

I have a crown I'm waiting on.

Yeah, and I've just hurt myself a lot throughout the year, little cuts and nicks and everything.

I think it would all add up to, I don't know, maybe like just the tip of my pinky finger if you were to add up all of it.

Oh, okay.

Okay. All your various aches and pains. And injuries. And injuries. Mostly stupid. Yeah. Do you remember when I cut myself with the head shimmer? I do. And BB was with me and for a while told people I'd cut my finger off. Yeah, I was there with you when you cut your finger off? I was like, I didn't, that didn't happen.

My favorite part of that story is it happened right after you told her, don't touch this part, it could cut you. Yeah, well, what I said is you have to be careful, because if you're not careful and your finger would get caught between this, it would cut you. And it wasn't right after. It was like 15 minutes later. And I, because I had said, if it happens, we'd have to go to the emergency room.

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