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You Be Trippin'

Fiji w/ Brendan Sagalow | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir

You Be Trippin'

Ari Shaffir

Society & Culture, Comedy, Places & Travel

4.6825 Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2026

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Follow & See More from Brendan Sagalow:Live Shows: https://brendansagalow.com/#liveshows Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brendansagalow Website: https://brendansagalow.com/ SPONSORS: -Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/7chyhxwm #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement . Discounts and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. On this episode of You Be Trippin’, host Ari Shaffir sits down with comedian Brendan Sagalow to break down his trip to Fiji to visit his girlfriend. Brendan talks about the long flight anxiety, beach clubs, jetskiing out to snorkel, and discovering what Fiji is actually like once you get there. Along the way Ari and Brendan go off the rails about stereotypes, planes, whether Rob Lowe is actually cool, relapsing on St. Patty’s, and even arguing during a fire show.Moce! You Be Trippin' Ep. 109 https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir https://www.instagram.com/youbetrippinpod https://arishaffir.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:03 - Ari's New Racist Stereotype 00:07:35 - We All Need A Little Black Lady In Us 00:17:34 - Is Rob Lowe Cool? 00:26:03 - Stop Jerking Off So Much, Brendan 00:28:49 - Asians Are Good On Planes 00:33:51 - Fear Of Planes 00:40:03 - Indians Live In Fiji?? 00:46:01 - Relapsing On St. Patty's 00:49:37 - Arriving At The Hotel 01:00:56 - Brendan's Fiji Routine 01:08:22 - Don't Ask About Danger In Fijij 01:18:16 - Going On A Jetski To Go Snorkeling 01:25:38 - Ari Might Have A Tick 01:29:47 - The Mala Mala Beach Club 01:33:26 - Arguing During A Fire Show 01:45:32 - Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Bula! That's what they say as hello.

0:03.0

Bula. I think that's right. Bula, welcome to Fiji. Wait, oh, you want this one? Is this one on? Yeah, you check. They're both on. They're both on? They're both on. We're gonna, like, try it. They're both on. Oh my God. Okay, hey. Hi. Hi, how's that windscreen treating you? Pretty good, pretty good. I like it.

0:23.6

You know what I have to... God. Okay, hey. Hi. Hi. How's that windscreen treating you?

0:21.7

Pretty good.

0:22.2

Pretty good.

0:23.4

I like it.

0:23.9

You know what?

0:27.6

I have to avoid what? The letter after O and the letter after S.

0:37.3

Whereas you can just, just say...

0:41.3

Oh, I can go...

0:42.3

Damn, must be nice.

0:45.0

Yeah, that feels nice.

0:45.9

It feels nice to be free.

0:48.3

You had me fucking doing the alphabet.

0:50.5

I was like, ABC, E, F, J, J, J, J, K, Lop.

0:54.0

What, um... Yeah. here we are at Fiji here

0:58.4

we are we going today we're in Fiji right now Bula everyone welcome to you be

1:02.9

tripping everybody it's a travel podcast every week we go to a different place it's

1:06.9

with a guy who's been there and once in a a while, if I want less downloads, a girl has been there. That's great. Do you find that? Do you find that if you have a woman on the pot? Is that like a true statement that there will be less downloads? It's YouTube as a male site. I don't know. I don't know if there's any deviousness to it.

1:28.0

YouTube is a male site.

1:29.4

That's what I think.

1:30.0

Well, there just really aren't any female comedians that people want to watch.

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