Well, we've reached the idiocracy.

Take a listen to this text from Stoney's friend.

Oh, oh, Stoney's here because Rico Beard is having an eclipse party.

Yes, and it's not from Lenny, it's from a friend named Kenny.

He said... it's from a friend named Kenny. He says you guys not stepping out for the

eclipse? No because we're working. I said why he said ha ha ha ha because everyone

else is I said it's fricking, I didn't use the word

fricking, stupid. I know, but it's cool for like five to ten seconds. I said, well, I'm watching it on TV.

He goes, you may see it darken out your window.

He goes, he may see it darken out your window.

He was, maybe I'll try go out naked and just go blind, half blind anyway, and deaf. All right, it's official. Stoney hangs out with a moron.

All right, so... He let lots of morons in including a

guy to coach the football team at one point so let me which one okay let's get

to it.

Muddy, John L, Bobby.

I know, I know, I know.

Here, you want it, you got it, I don't care.

Nope, that's not it.

All right, let me just move on.

Wrong button.

I think I have something that's less entertaining

than the eclipse.

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