Uh, what's up? Yeah, no, no, no need for an intro. Let's just run it.

We're lightweight you guys know if you're new. What's up? If you're not, welcome back.

Amelia, that's Joe.

I went to the restaurant the other day and the whole party was running late. I think we're 45 minutes late.

Yeah, thanks for the way edit. I didn't invite you and I know that's what I was saying. Thanks for the way.

So

We're standing at the bar and half the party is there, but the other half is still coming and it's a pretty snooty place.

You know, it's like, yeah, we're the big LA ones catch. I'm not gonna say the name because I don't have the power to make everybody not go back because I'm sure we'll go back eventually.

But it's never gonna be my first choice again regardless.

We're there with my girlfriend's grandma. Someone else my girlfriend and me and we're standing at the bar waiting for the whole party

to come. They won't sit us. We're a party of eight. They won't sit us. We're waiting. We're waiting.

Finally, the rest of the party gets there maybe like 30 minutes later. We finally sit down. The restaurant's like

packed. No, like 40% full. Oh wow. What day'd you go on Friday night? Okay. We finally sit down and the table I kid you not is like on the

other side of the room. It's like 10 feet away from where we're standing. We're standing at the bar with her elderly grandmother.

And my girlfriend says to her mom, we could have been sitting down this entire time. Are you kidding me?

And it wasn't her mom. She accidentally said it to the hostess and the hostess looks at her, smacks her lips and goes,

do you have a problem? Wow. Fuck that. My girlfriend slapped her in the face. Shut the fuck up.

Is what you wanted to do. Oh, Joe. Joe. You can't do that. Bro, you can't do that. You can't do that. Why? What do you mean? Why? It's a story. It's fucked up. That's what you wanted to do.

Yeah. Yeah. I understand that. But the way you built that up is you made it seem like she actually did do that, which would have.

But I would have been crazy. That would have been crazy, dude.

So yeah. Anyways, I saw it and cut you're there. Just kidding. I saw a movie of him, though.

Fucking nuts, huh? The fact that the hostess even said, no, it's not that crazy anymore. Because now you've got me so elevated that I don't care about the story.

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