Fighting Penguins

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🗓️ 10 March 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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0:00.0	Bill Rye, the sandwich guy.
0:02.3	Be completely honest, no bullshit.
0:04.7	How many penguins do you think you can take in a fight?
0:09.4	Is this to the death or a knockout or what do you think?
0:13.2	Knockout.
0:13.6	I think any sort of incapacitation, you can kill them or knock them out.
0:17.2	The more I take on, the more I have to knock out.
0:20.6	Or I just can't get knocked out, I guess.
0:23.4	Yeah, you can't get knocked out.
0:25.3	This is, I mean, there's emperor penguins are fucking huge.
0:29.9	So the type of penguin matters.
0:31.3	I just don't think, I just don't know if they have the power to knock me out.
0:35.1	They could peck you to death.
0:36.6	Like, I think I, I think they would kill me before they'd knock me out. They could peck you to death. Like I think I think they would kill me before they'd knock me out.
0:40.8	Do you know what I mean?
0:41.8	Yeah.
0:43.5	Like they're not going to give me blunt force trauma at the head.
0:46.3	Yeah, I think it's more so going to have to be just like a,
0:48.5	you're going to pass out from blood loss.
0:50.5	Yeah.
0:51.4	We got to stourish the type. There's penguins that are like two feet tall and
0:55.2	there's penguins that are like five feet tall. Let's go with a three foot penguin then. Okay.
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