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Hello Buglers!

And welcome to this, the last Bugle recording until April,

the last recording without audience,

because the next few weeks your bugles will be

highlights from our live tour shows at which I expect to see all of you in person.

I am Andy's Altman, humanity's last bull walk against the threat of oblivion.

Sorry, I'm reading the wrong script here.

I'm Andy's ultimate, 49 year old with no practical skills, my mistake.

I'm here in the shed of a mutable truth once more.

Join today from no fewer than four of the world's top four hemispheres,

north, south, east and west. By, firstly, joining us from Australia, where since she was last on

the bugle, she has added to the sum total of human beings on earth.

We'll find out how later, was it alchemy,

was it turning hampties into humans,

was it bringing a robot to life or was it something more traditional?

Stay tuned for the answer.

It's Alice Fraser.

Hello Alice. Hello, Andy, hello

Buglers, how are you. And congratulations on bringing a human into the universe again.

Thank you Andy.

First of all, let's establish this quite fully and completely.

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