Fight Shrub (Butternut)

Completely Arbortrary

Comedy, Education, Science

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Put up your dukes, for a battle between the city, the people, and the trees. At the center is butternut (Juglans cinerea), and it's shading you, your neighbor, and your neighbor's neighbor. Then we play a new game with one rule... you do not talk about Fight Shrub.

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0:00.0	McChrispy strips are now at McDonald's, tender, juicy, and its own sauce.
0:05.2	Would you look at that?
0:06.3	Well, you can't see it, but trust me, it looks delicious.
0:10.4	New mid-crispy strips, now at McDonald's.
0:15.8	What's up, fungal associates?
0:22.2	Welcome to Completely Arbitrary.
0:23.6	It's the podcast about trees and some other related topics.
0:26.7	I'm one of your hosts.
0:28.4	My name is Alex Crozen.
0:29.5	And over there on the big green couch with a big glass of water is Casey Klapp.
0:34.4	Yeah, that's me.
0:35.0	Hi, everyone.
0:35.7	I would like to address this large jug of water. Yes. It is in alapp. Yeah, that's me. Hi, everyone. I would like to address this large jug of water.
0:38.5	Yes.
0:39.0	It is in a ball-style large mason jar with a wide lid cap.
0:45.7	Yep.
0:46.1	And it's one of my favorite jars.
0:47.8	It's a good one.
0:48.5	You served water in it to me.
0:51.0	The very same.
0:52.4	A couple days ago.
0:53.3	I did, anyway.
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