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🗓️ 18 June 2025
⏱️ 73 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey everybody, Jason Alice here, originally from Australia. |
0:04.0 | I moved here to be a professional skateboarder when I was 17. |
0:07.0 | And now I'm going back to Australia to do comedy. |
0:11.0 | Brisbane, or Brisbane, if you're American, September 10th, |
0:16.0 | 11th, September 11th are going to be in Sydney. |
0:19.0 | September 12th in Melbourne. If you're going to be in Sydney. September 12th, in Melbourne. |
0:21.9 | If you're American, Melbourne. |
0:23.8 | But if you're Australian, I'm mate, Melbourne. |
0:26.0 | And then on the 14th, Perth, mate. |
0:28.8 | I met the guy that got eaten by a 16-foot great white there. |
0:32.6 | Get your tickets out back inns. |
0:34.8 | That's not a word. |
0:36.0 | Australians. |
0:40.8 | The jasonallis.com. I'm coming home. |
0:48.3 | Oh, yeah. I mean, look, you know how to box now. I, we got some smart over there. And I was like, oh, shit. |
0:52.9 | You're like a tank build. We're just going forward, teetering forward. |
0:55.7 | Like everything in life, you're just persistent. |
0:58.8 | I was dancing on you, but you just kept coming forward. |
1:00.1 | Boom, boom, boom. |
1:01.5 | I'm like, all right, well, fucking hell. |
1:06.3 | And the only choice was, like, either to stand ground and just slug it out with you or I would do what I did, dance and dance and dance. |
1:09.5 | Because your jab comes, your straight comes. |
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