Fight a Moose or Grizzly?

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🗓️ 17 February 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0	Would you rather get attacked by a grizzly or a moose?
0:06.0	I don't have experience in either.
0:08.1	They're both going to kill you.
0:10.2	Yeah.
0:11.2	If they're trying to attack you, but the answer is moose, because the moose can't climb a tree after you.
0:16.4	You're not going to run away from either.
0:18.7	Playing dead against both.
0:20.0	You're fucked. So like, how are. Playing dead against both. You're fucked.
0:21.1	So like how are you?
0:22.7	What's the way you're dying from a moose?
0:25.3	Is it blood force trauma?
0:28.6	Whereas a bear might kind of ripy to shreds.
0:31.3	Yep.
0:31.5	Is that kind of the difference?
0:32.8	Yep.
0:33.6	Don't moose kill more than grizzly bears?
0:36.2	Yeah.
0:36.9	I think I'd rather get killed by a grizzly because it'd be quicker.
0:40.3	I feel like they play with their...
0:42.3	I feel like bears play with their food.
0:44.3	Yeah, like once you're immobile, they're just going to start eating you.
0:47.3	And I'll probably die instantly.
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