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🗓️ 26 July 2014
⏱️ 11 minutes
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Jesse Diamond prank calls a Lowe's and says his girlfriend has been telling him she wants 50 Shades of Grey in the bedroom. He think she means the paint, not the movie. This guy handles it so well!
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0:00.0 | Yeah, hello, I had a question. |
0:03.0 | Okay. |
0:04.0 | Me and my girlfriend are moving into a new apartment, and our 30-day lease is almost up, |
0:09.0 | so we have to kind of figure everything out now, and then we have the option to paint our new apartment. |
0:15.0 | So I wanted to know if you guys had a couple of colors in stock. |
0:19.0 | Well, the way it works is we have like the most basic colors like Swiss coffee, |
0:25.6 | off white, white, and high hide white, or sorry, ultra bright white in stock. |
0:30.6 | Anything else? |
0:31.6 | We have tons and tons and tons of color swatches and we can mix any color in-house whenever you want it. |
0:41.0 | All right, so you guys have, like, tons of colors that we could choose from? |
0:43.1 | Mm-hmm, absolutely. |
0:43.9 | Great. |
0:51.5 | Because, uh, for the last, like, week, she kept saying she wanted, like, 50 shades of gray in the bedroom. |
0:56.7 | So, like, I was looking online for, dolphin gray there was mad gray I had looked on I think loz.com they had handcuffed gray they had |
1:04.3 | very different kinds of gray and like I just don't I couldn't find 50 shades of |
1:09.6 | them like that's a lot of shades of |
1:11.8 | oh no there there would be 50 shades I'm pretty sure if we like well I mean I'm pretty sure |
1:16.3 | I could type grain to the computer and come up with a bunch but there's probably things |
1:19.5 | before that like you know like you said there's Hancock gray dolphin gray we can probably |
1:23.9 | figure it out you could buy a lot of a samples, though, to figure out what you want. |
1:28.3 | Sweet, yeah, because she would come home and, like, I don't know what this has to do with paint, |
1:33.3 | but she would get all frisky with me and say, like, how she really wants 50 shades of gray in the bedroom. |
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