Fifty Shades Of Gay (w/ Sydnee Washington and Dave Mizzoni)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.2 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2024

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

On a brand new episode of Bad Dates, guest host Marie Faustin welcomes comedians Sydnee Washington and Dave Mizzoni to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Sydnee’s date is well-endowed, but seems to be running low on Mr Clean, Dave’s pizza nepo baby goes to pieces, and a listener has to split ASAP when she meets her date’s scurrying roommates.

If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is [email protected], we can’t wait to hear all about it.

Marie Faustin: @reeezy on social media, @whyare.yousingle on Insta for tickets

Sydnee Washington: @justsydbw on Insta, Mess podcast with Marie Faustin

Dave Mizzoni: @davemizzoni on social media, @whyare.yousingle on Insta for tickets

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0:00.0	Smart Last Mea.
0:03.0	Mea.
0:07.0	Marie, when I tell you I was down bad, and I said, I said that I'm not bisexual, I'm just doing bad, and I said, why not, when you're doing bad, you lay down with dogs.
0:22.0	And I said, this is the time I said while I'm
0:24.6	getting my life in order let me just hook up with dudes and as soon as I get back
0:28.4	on my feet I'm back with women because they don't deserve they don't deserve this mess. You know what I mean?
0:34.0	Yeah, happy women's history month friend. Thank you so much.
0:38.0	There it is.
0:39.0	There it is. Hi guys and welcome to bad dates I am Marie Faustin and you're probably
0:57.8	wondering who am I and what am I doing here I'm a comedian based in New York and I don't know if you can tell by my
1:05.0	raspy sexy voice but I'm really adorable and so I go on a lot of dates. But now why
1:10.9	are you here? You're here because this is bad dates. This is a
1:13.9	podcast all about very funny people breaking down the insanity that is
1:18.5	dating and sharing some of their most cringe romantic misfires.
1:24.1	Who do I have in the studio with me today?
1:26.4	Let's talk about it.
1:28.0	Today is basically bring your best friends to work day
1:31.1	because my guests are one Sydney Washington a comic an
1:36.7	actress my sister in shade my partner in petty we co-host the podcast together Mess, aka the unofficial expert.
1:46.4	Hi Sydney.
1:47.7	Hi, girl.
1:48.7	Hey.
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