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It might be more than you think. Oh, for it is a fifth Wednesday.

We shall not be speaking today.

Ah, oh, hi, hi.

Put down your tools.

Switch off your electricals.

It's a fifth Wednesday.

And we're into Pope's state, isn't it?

It's two things wrong with the universe right now.

We also don't have an archbishop of Canterby at the moment.

Blimey.

We're betwixted bishops.

Is that, when the Pope does expire, as has happened happened is there like a deputy pope that steps in while

the pope isn't the there is yeah there's an interim a sort of jeremy hunt figure

is jeremy hunt figure i can't remember what they call him exactly but there is there is a fella

by the way i always find it really funny when they're talking about the different popes and cardinals, when there's like a British one.

Yeah.

And here's, and here comes Cardinal Kevin Simpson.

Yeah, this should be called like Luigi de la Spatio.

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