What the fuck is up guys? Welcome back to the lightwage podcast if this is your first time

I wouldn't expect much honestly. It's kind of just like two idiots talking to each other and you don't want them to expect much

Yeah, okay. Yeah. Well, that's what I said no no you said you don't expect much from them

That's what it sounded like oh, I don't expect much. That's what I said. Yeah, yeah, okay, so I'm on one right now

Well, let's be clear do you want them to do anything? No, you're good. Just listen, but like I'm saying don't expect much from us

Okay, we're back after a three week hiatus because we took a break because we didn't want to talk to each other anymore because we thought lightwages was done

That was the end of the podcast. That's right and you know what Joe broader back to me said let's regroup

I said are we down to make millions? He said let's make billions and now we're here get your feet off this desk

What are you doing if I want to I will put my nut sack on this desk do it

Oh my god, Ilya is standing up. I've never seen your nut taxes

Guys if you ever come over don't touch the corner of the table that was crazy was it cold? No, it was nice actually

I told you I do it though. Yeah, there was one time. Do you remember when you lick the shoe? Yeah, just to prove a point

Yep, that was great. Okay. I'll do anything to prove anything. I don't care

I just got back from Switzerland. Oh my god, bro. I always looked insane. How was that insane? It felt like I was in the polar express

The entire trip was beautiful the entire time the worst thing ever was the travel day back home

This fucking baby behind me was crying for six hours straight and I'm not kidding six hours straight

He didn't like pass out or anything. It was not I was so mind blown than no one none of the other people like

gave me another look because he was right behind me and this little fucker was kicking me and

No one like gave me a look of like hey man like good for you sitting there not saying anything

Yeah, and then no flight attendants came over and say anything to the baby or said anything to me

And I was like are you gonna fucking recituate this situation? No, I'm like upgraded me

What do you mean by recituate? What do you expect them to do? Okay in my head? I was like what do we expect them to do?

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