Fifth Lady of Quarantine
Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat
Headgum
4.8 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2020
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
Cat and Pat talk the release after peeing, Betty Crocker vs. Duncan Hines, when Cat broke her leg, childhood games, Apple geniuses, and so much more!
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| 0:59.8 | Hey bitch. What is your whole deal? Hey bitch. Just tell us how you feel. You wish. |
| 1:08.8 | For a sign from above, well, here's a podcast about voice sex fucking dating and love. |
| 1:14.8 | Seek treatment. If you're boring as fun, seek treatment. If you're unlucky and love, seek treatment. |
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| 1:29.8 | Hey, it's cat. It's Patrick and this is Seek treatment of podcast about voice sex fucking dating and love. |
| 1:41.8 | Yeah, love even. And I have a new fucking Lisa in life because these beats headphones sound so much better than these airplane headphones. |
| 1:50.8 | I was being used to be a handfire. These you know what though the thing about these beats is I paid or let's be real. |
| 1:57.8 | My mom bought this for me. My mom bought me beats in Edinburgh. Yeah, when I famously won the best new camera award afterwards. |
| 2:06.8 | We were wandering around town. I was glowing and I was like, I actually lost my AirPods. I need some new ones. |
| 2:11.8 | I'm almost like, you know what? Let's go to the Apple store. And mommy, but mommy body because I had one a prize and mommy body. |
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| 2:25.8 | Yeah. The beats which are made for walking. Even when they're plugged in with a wire to the computer, they have to be fully charged. |
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