Welcome to bedtime stories for everyone, in which nothing much happens.

You feel good, and then you fall asleep.

I'm Catherine Nikolai.

I read and write all the stories you hear on Nothing Much Happens,

with audio engineering by Bob Wittersheim.

We are about to celebrate the two-year anniversary of my book,

also called Nothing Much Happens.

It is beautifully illustrated.

It has a map in the front, so you can see where all your favorite locations in the village of

Nothing Much are.

It has recipes, it has self-care rituals, 16 stories you've never heard before,

and an index of coziness. So you can look stories up by things like socks, tea, or cats.

It's been published in dozens of countries around the world, and it's available in print and as an

audiobook.

Since I was a child, it has been the dream of my life to write and publish a book.

My wildest dreams came true,

and now I dream even wilder.

Find my book at your favorite bookshop,

library, or get an autographed copy

at nothing much happens.com.

Now, I have a story to tell you.

It's simple and not much happens in it, and that's the idea.

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