Oh, hey, it's your podfather, Ali Ward.

Please do join me for a special episode of the podcast program,

ologies.

Now, usually we look at a specific field per week, right?

This time, we're doing a deep dive into a mystery and a secret that I've kept for a few months because I was scared to tell anyone and I didn't know what was going to happen and since I like you all to learn from my errors and sometimes my colonoscopies, I thought

I would answer all the questions that you never asked in hopes of maybe a healthier and happier life for you and maybe some trauma

dumping catharsis for me let's see but first just a quick thanks to everyone at

Patreon.com slash ologies for making the show possible you can join if you'd like for a dollar a month. You can submit questions to the ologists ahead of time.

Thanks also to everyone wearing ologies merch on their bods. You can get that at ologies merch.com.

And do we sell bathing suits so other sunbathing hotties can identify each other?

We do.

So put us on your butts.

Also, thank you to everyone who sent me well wishes as I have been recovering from this mystery surgery and also for

leaving me reviews for me to read from my couch such as this recent one from See Love

who wrote One Show and I was Hooked I love how you share your life with us.

Love your guests and all the topics. Please stay well and keep potting.

Love you, Dad Ward. Which if I may say it's an apt one this week because I'm about to share perhaps too much of me in an effort to stay well.

So thank you, see love and also anyone who's ever left a review.

I've read every single one of them. That is the truth and often they make me cry.

Speaking of crying, let's reveal what in the effing heck is going on with me.

Did I have a planned abdominal surgery? Is that where I've been? Did I have a

facelift? Did I get a toe removed for cosmetic reasons? Was it fun? How much did it

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