Fiddy Months for Diddy – October 5, 2025
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 6 October 2025
⏱️ 147 minutes
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Summary
- Diddy sentenced to over 4 years in prison, Detroit Lions & Tigers are rolling, Eli drops by, Mark Sanchez stabbed & arrested, Saudi Arabia comedy backlash, Britney Spears v. Kevin Federline, WDIV fires Hank Winchester, Theo Von’s troubles, and a world record fart.
- Eli Zaret joins us to recap the 4-1 Detroit Lions victory over the Cincinnati Bengals, Mark Sanchez is stabbed & then arrested, Michigan’s win over Wisconsin, Penn State sucks, Bill Belichick and UNC suck too, the Detroit Tigers great start in Seattle, WNBA drama and more.
- We watch an incredible fart. Mr. Methane definitely has longer farts, but we struggle to reach the fartist. We also watch some great fart pranks.
- The Riyadh Comedy Festival is going down. Comics like Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr and Louis CK are getting major backlash while they justify their participation. Jessica Kirson is sorry for performing there.
- Meghan Markle made a surprise appearance in Paris and had the world’s most awkward kiss. Her trip was not without criticism as she publicly mocked Princess Diana.
- 50 months in prison for Diddy. Thinking he was getting no jail time, he was booking speaking gigs for this week. Diddy has yet ANOTHER sexual assault case.
- Britney Spears is terrified of K-Fed’s new book. We speculate what he might say about her genitailia.
- Theo Von was on College GameDay and was totally rejected on TV. He’s somehow #12 on Ranker’s top comedians list.
- Did you know Vinnie from the Jersey Shore is a stand-up comedian now?
- BranDon’s neighbor continues to battle David Geffen.
- Corey Feldman is geeked to be possibly maybe considered for a Grammy nomination.
- Marimar Martinez vs ICE. Also, dog poop vs Trump Cybertruck.
- Harvard has some pretty cool electives these days.
- Hank Winchester fired at WDIV Local 4.
- Brandon Roux conflated Amazon Prime Day and Juneteenth. Oops.
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| 0:00.0 | The one, two, is swinging a fly ball, right field. |
| 0:02.8 | This one's way back. |
| 0:04.2 | Watch it fly. |
| 0:06.2 | Gaw! |
| 0:07.9 | Carrie Carpenter! |
| 0:09.9 | Golf will check it short to Leporta at the 10. |
| 0:12.3 | Leporto with a little stiff arm, up in the air and in for six. |
| 0:17.1 | You're listening to the Drew Lane Show. |
| 0:22.2 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:23.5 | It's all over, but Mark's bet. |
| 0:25.7 | I know. |
| 0:26.4 | Oh, man. |
| 0:27.4 | God, gambling makes everything better, huh? |
| 0:29.5 | The game was really effectively over. |
| 0:31.8 | What mattered was whether you'd win, whether it'd cover by the 10.5 points. |
| 0:35.6 | I don't hear anything out of you because I was sweating it early, and you're like, it's over. It's over. 28 to 3, I mean. Well, Mark had the lions in 10 and a half points. The Bengals were down 35, 17 and were about to score and we assumed they would go for two, which would make it a 10-point game, and they kicked for one. |
| 0:55.0 | I know. |
| 1:11.6 | Their coach is an idiot. That was great. That was amazing. And then Barnes with the same. Maybe he had money on it too. Probably, he must have. Why would you do? I can't imagine a reason you would do that. I don't either. I guess it's two touchdowns anyway, so, yeah. You'd rather get two touchdowns than a touchdown on a field goal? |
| 1:11.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:14.3 | You don't want to make it, yeah, miss it. Yeah. I guess it's two touchdowns. I'd rather get two touchdowns than a touchdown on a field goal? |
| 1:11.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:12.2 | You don't want to make it, yeah. |
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