This is an IHeart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

Hey, this is Annie.

And Samantha.

And welcome to Stuff One Never Told You, Projection of IHeart Radio.

And welcome to another sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub segment of fictional women around the world.

And today, first one of the year. There was a lot of pressure, Samantha. I'm going to talk about that in a second.

But today we are finally tackling a Lord of the Rings character.

We have not done it yet.

Not the one I originally intended, though, as I told Samantha, because I originally meant to do AOM.

The feminist papers on her were too many for me to handle.

So we are just going to table that for now.

And instead, we're talking about Arwen, Evenstar.

I can't do the Elvish.

Do not come at me.

I'm not going to do her last name in Elvish, but it translates to Evenstar.

You know, actually, the last time I watched Lord of the Rings was with you.

And it was when we were in L.A. at a conference.

Oh, yeah.

And I broke my laptop.

Yep.

That was the left.

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