Fictional Skateboarders (w/ Donovan Strain, David Gborie and Sean Jordan)
All Fantasy Everything
Headgum
4.8 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 7 November 2019
⏱️ 134 minutes
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Summary
Today we’re drafting fictional skateboarders with very real skateboarder Donovan Strain! Sean wanted to make sure you knew he’d rather draft ANYTHING having to do with rollerblading, but he participated anyway. Suck it, Sean. I’ll never give you the Art19 password.
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Episode Guest:
Donovan Strain @donovanstrain IG: @donovanstrain
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:27.3 | Welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything. |
| 0:30.7 | The podcast that is who's just sipping on some casual ass coffee in the fortress of |
| 0:34.8 | solid. |
| 0:35.8 | Dudes tight cross just how tight cross in the fortress of all dudes right now. |
| 0:39.3 | I've been known across my legs very tight in this chair. |
| 0:41.7 | It's kind of like threatening. |
| 0:43.6 | It is, isn't it? |
| 0:44.6 | Supposed to be. |
| 0:45.6 | And then sometimes if I get upset, I switch. |
| 0:48.7 | It's like turning the hat backwards. |
| 0:50.4 | It's like how they say on the, like emblem of the president of the United States, like which |
| 0:54.3 | way the Eagles face is turning like for a war. |
| 0:56.6 | It's tasting another way. |
| 0:58.3 | That's what's not true. |
| 1:00.3 | Oh, fuck. |
| 1:01.3 | People have been saying that I was going to pick that. |
| 1:04.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:05.3 | I didn't believe that. |
| 1:08.1 | I know it sounds real. |
| 1:09.5 | It sounds really real. |
| 1:10.5 | Every day you say something that I've never heard in this so awesome. |
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