Fictional Apocalypse Survival Team (w/ Shaker Samman, Sean Jordan and David Gborie)
All Fantasy Everything
Headgum
4.8 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 23 January 2020
⏱️ 114 minutes
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Summary
We don't think the world is coming to an end by any means, but it is fun to think about how you would do if it did! That's why we took some time this week to draft Fictional Apocalypse Survival Teams! Now head outside with your closest friends, start a garbage fire and enjoy this weeks installment of All Fantasy Everything!
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Shaker Samman @ShakerSamman IG: @shakersamman
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:27.6 | Welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything the podcast that got some flowers lit a candle. You know there's some beautiful January daylight trickling in through the windows. What kind of flowers are those? |
| 0:39.1 | Uh white one with a guess. |
| 0:42.0 | He just to guess. He just got a bunch of virgin standing on the table. |
| 0:46.4 | You didn't like it. |
| 0:50.9 | I don't know. I think I might be dogwood, but I think that's wrong too. You know what I'm talking about. |
| 0:58.6 | Parker Puzzies. I know what I meant by that. Yes ladies. It's like a tube of lipstick. Where are you talking about? |
| 1:08.1 | He said dogwood. Oh dogwood. Oh. Now just to tune everyone in who wasn't at the conversation before we had record. |
| 1:16.3 | Yeah. I didn't graduate from the university. It's how the code. I'm not a doctor. |
| 1:19.6 | Sure. No, no, no, that's the only one doctors come from. If you want your house to smell less like weed, the main thing to do. |
| 1:25.1 | You're bringing up this stuff. You're bringing it up now. I was just choking because I have a darkboard now. I feel like my house is more inclined to smell like weed than a color. |
| 1:34.8 | Darkboard. It's more like a shield because you're deflecting with it. Right. |
| 1:37.0 | Listen, I switched from blunts to joints of the New Year's. I'm doing a progress. That's a big stuff. Yeah. |
| 1:44.2 | How blizzard I was all the time. You would have any animals. When I get home, I'll do like 30 milligrams. |
| 1:52.7 | And then like the other day, I tried to just get stone with just like smoking a joint. I'm like, this isn't doing anything. |
| 1:58.0 | Yeah. I don't know. I can't kill me. What do you really? Oh, absolutely. |
| 2:01.4 | Like the most I'll do is I'll take like 15 and then I'm like, oh, I can't leave my house for the next 20 and then like an hour later. I'll do the next 10. |
| 2:08.8 | See, you know what has been fucking me up lately? |
| 2:12.1 | Bri Pruellant bought me an ice coffee yesterday. Ooh, and I was jacked. Yeah. |
| 2:16.8 | Well, you don't you're not a coffee man. No, I'm drinking this tea and I kind of feel it. Yeah. |
| 2:21.2 | I've had one cup of coffee in my entire life. Really? Not a coffee. Are you serious? Yeah. What was it? |
| 2:26.8 | It was. Wait, then why were you at Starbucks? I was getting a breakfast sandwich and some tea. |
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