Truth is stranger than fiction, except when fiction is stranger than truth.

They're both strange.

Yeah, that's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

This story we're just going to share with you here on the One More Thing podcast reminds me of a different story I heard over the weekend that seemed amazing but was fake, but you can't tell it's fake because things are so weird and screwed up these days.

It's, you know, it's impossible to write parody, but we'll get to that in a second.

So, uh, positive Sean, what do we have here?

So we touched on this story last week where there was a gentleman who thought he had some squirrels

in his attic.

Yes.

Some really big squirrels apparently goes up there to investigate.

He finds not a squirrel, but a man.

And the 911 call has since been released, and here's a little snippet of that.

Oklahoma City 911, what's your emergency?

Yeah, I've got a man, a stranger in my house.

Came into the attic.

Camped out overnight.

I need somebody here immediately.

I have a gun on him right now.

Grab your bag.

We're going down the stairs.

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