Guys, we got a great episode.

We're going to talk about Fibonacci and the existence of God and St. Thomas Aquinas, Aquinas, Pampas calls him. Yeah, see me in Miami, September 11th through 13th, Bakersfield, California, and a couple other dates at Januspapascom. That's right. And then tomorrow, Friday, September 5th, I will be at the Chicago Theater. and then the next week,

September 11th at the theater at MSG

and the September 27th

in Saudi Arabia,

chrisdeadcom.com. I will be at the Chicago Theater and then the next week, September 11th at the theater at MSG

and the September 27th in Saudi Arabia,

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Yeah. What's up, what? What's up everybody? Welcome to another beloved episode of history hyenas.

I am somebody because of these glasses and that's my goal is to look like somebody

because my face does not have the golden ratio, which we're going to be talking about today, but my partner is closer to the golden ratio, and he needs to hear it today because he's off the beam. So, Cuzz, I just want you to know you're a handsome kid. Thank you, Cous. I don't feel pretty today. I asked you, I called you today and said, is there a way that maybe you and Jesse could start this podcast by just telling me different ways that I'm handsome? Because I don't feel good. I feel fine. I feel depressed. I feel sad and I feel tired. So I don't know what it is. It's probably because I eat a lot of sugar. Have you thought about going on a shopping spree? Yeah, that's what I have to do. Because it worked for Julia Roberts and pretty women. It might work for you because you're pretty figurinacci. Yeah, I just have to, I had to keep reminding myself. I had to say to my friends, I had to do my beamcast this weekend. I had to keep repeating the same mantra that I've been repeating. I had to say, hope is my hedge, facts are my proof. I am already winning. Hope is my hedge, facts are my proof. I am already winning. Hope is my hedge, facts are my proof, I am already

winning. Hope is my hedge, facts are my proof I'm already winning. That's what I keep saying, that.

That's through my, I just was sitting on a bench looking at the Hudson River saying that all weekend.

Now, whenever you get off the beam, do you ever just try to call Debo just to silence the brain a little bit?

Yeah, well, just go through some Keith Hernandez stats or some glory moments from when the Mets made the playoffs and just silenced the brain a little bit.

Because a lot of people like to do meditation and they talk about mindfulness.

But if you could talk to somebody whose brain is very close to dead, maybe that has a calming effect. Well, I wanted to call Debo. Talk about bag sizes, flight patterns. Yeah. Yeah. Have him say, you know, have him text me like, would you ask me something? And instead of spelling a W-O-U-L-D, he spells a W-O-O-D. He's never wrote the wood, the right spelling of wood, ever in a text.

But unfortunately, those guys were all at Long Beach or, you know, it was Labor Day weekend, so they were, they can't afford to get into the U.S. Open and buy the honey deucees, so they go to O'Neill's bar, and they just make the honey deuce is there. O'Neill's amassed. Who, by the way, I don't know if we have a bigger fan than...

Deirdre O'Neill.

Yeah, the Deidre O'Neill.

I mean, she's all... O'Neils and Mastbeth, who, by the way, I don't know if we have a bigger fan than D'Airdre O'Neill.

Yeah, the D'O'Neill.

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