FETCH QUEST - Ep. 2 - Flea Collar Comedy Tour

Dungeons and Daddies

Improv, Games, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2021

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

The Dogs (and Cat) discover the beauty of the Hidden Valley, infiltrate Faerun's stand-up comedy scene, and make out a little.

This episode contains profanity, violence, sexual content, drug/alcohol use, and animal cruelty.

DM is Will Campos (@willbcampos)

Donut is Matt Arnold (@mattlarnold)

Beignet is Anthony Burch (@anthony_burch)

Cookie is Beth May (@heybethmay)

Mochi is Freddie Wong (@fwong)

Theme song by Maxton Waller

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Cover art by Alex Moore (@notanotheralex)

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0:00.0	Hello everybody, I'm Scott from the Wackel to Gaming Podcast, a place where our main show was
0:04.1	joined by the debate field winder and the untitled banter podcast every week. Today we're sponsored
0:09.4	by Pokémon Scarlet and Violet, the upcoming fully open world installment of the iconic Pokémon
0:14.3	series. Letting you play co-op with up to three friends, you'll collect a host of returning
0:18.4	and new Pokémon, tackling gym challenges in any order you'd like. You can even ride a land or
0:23.1	air legendary Pokémon from the very start of the story. Pokémon Scarlet and Violet is out now
0:28.4	on Nintendo Switch. Fetch Quest is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for big dogs. Content warnings
0:37.1	can be found in the episode description.
1:07.1	Welcome to Fetch Quest, the Dutchers of the Daddy's News series about three dogs in a cat who
1:18.6	gets sucked through a portal from our world into a magical, dangerous land of high adventure
1:23.6	and stinky scratch and snips. And I have to find the way home. I'm Will Campos, your
1:29.0	doggy master. I'm playing Donut, an 11 year old black lab who has lived his whole life in a truck stop.
1:55.7	A little doggy fact about Donut is that he is very aware of where he poops and he's ashamed of
2:02.0	his poop and he keeps his poop very seen. One of the earliest memories he has is that he pooped on
2:07.2	the ground and then Terry, his owner that he loves so much, stepped in and cursed under her breath
2:12.2	and was like, I think she was probably just having a bad day. He's like, oh my god, make sure I
2:15.4	never do that to Terry ever again. So he makes sure his poops are nowhere near anybody so nobody could
2:19.8	ever step in his poops. Where does he poop? Where's his favorite poop stop? You know, the highway has
2:23.2	like a little like gutter that goes underneath the whatever. A water runoff. Yeah. Do not go
2:27.8	near that water runoff. It is just people go by the like, wow, there's somebody living down there.
2:32.0	Like, he's like, no, this is where the dog poops. Donut found the little puppies.
2:35.6	Oh, he was going to the morning. A.M. B.M. found some puppies. He filled up one side of the highway.
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