A new holiday was born. A Festivus for the Restivus.

Live from the Aviva Trattoria Studio.

It's a Festivus Miracum.

It's the Grace Curly Show.

I find tinsel distracting.

You can read Grace's work in the Boston Herald.

I can't read it. I need my glasses.

You don't need glasses. You're just weak. You're weak.

You're weak. And the spectator.

The tradition of festivist begins with the airing of grievances.

Here's the millennial with the mic.

I got a lot of problems with you, people.

Grace Curley.

No offense, but this holiday's a little out there.

Welcome back, everyone, to the Grace Curley show.

We've covered so much already today.

And obviously, one of the big stories involves the F train where a woman who fell asleep at the end of the subway cart was lit on fire by an illegal alien from Guatemala, allegedly.

And it's just, it's so horrific. It's hard to imagine. But I was just thinking to myself,

you know, one of the talking points you hear from the left whenever something like this happens,

and it happens all too frequently, especially under Joe Biden, you hear that, well,

illegal aliens actually commit less crimes, statistically speaking,

than American citizens.

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