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Pappy's Flatshare

Festive Special 2018

Pappy's Flatshare

British Comedy Guide

Comedy

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2018

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Lazy Susan and Adam Hess are the helpers helping Santa's little helpers (Tom and Ben) in this year's blockbuster Festive Flatshare Slamdown. As with any Xmas special, expect Carol Singers, Santa, Panto, True Stories, Advocaat (of course) and quickfire answers with a 'vague assonance' (TM) to the 12 days of Christmas! Want to give us an Xmas gift? Why not slip some money into our stockings? You can do so at comedy.co.uk/pfs/donate (try not to picture us dancing for you in stockings as you do this). If Xmas has left you stony broke, fear not, we'd also love the gift of exposure (try not to picture us exposing ourselves as you read this). Please tell people about the show! Gift it to a friend, secret-santa it to your entire following on social media... or why not make a loved one the offering of all the Flatslam in existence (just put the URL comedy.co.uk/pfs into a Christmas card - sure it'll look cheap, but they'll thank you for it eventually). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Bills, they don't always have to be bad.

0:03.5

Imagine bills with no hidden fees.

0:06.7

Bills with low prices on the latest phones,

0:10.2

bills that save you from that new foam fomo.

0:13.5

Or bills that could even save you a bit of cash.

0:17.5

Switch to Gifgaaf for the brand new Samsung Galaxy S-24 series

0:21.8

with photo assist, live translate and AI technology.

0:25.1

Giff Giff Gaff are up to good. Terms apply see gift-gaff

0:28.8

com slash terms.

0:29.8

Who's that at the door? I was just about to go out to my local public house to enjoy a steaming goblet of festive nog. Whoa!

0:49.0

Carol singers!

0:50.0

You know, I went to school with the Carol singers what a voice anyway

0:55.1

Tom Ben

0:56.1

Oh what is it Matthew?

0:58.1

I guess you might be here because you shouted whoa

1:01.5

I was upstairs on the toilet.

1:03.4

Yes.

1:04.4

It was a real beauty.

1:06.4

A U-tight log you could say.

1:08.0

I tell you what.

1:10.0

Those veggie sausage blankets don't break down very much.

1:14.0

More like a tobog and run inside of me.

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