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Pappy's Flatshare

Festive Special 2017

Pappy's Flatshare

British Comedy Guide

Comedy

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2017

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Christmas Special 2017 It's Chriiiistmaaaaaaaaaas! ...and Elis James and Andy Zaltzman are the gifts that keep on giving in this typically, nay, traditionally shambolic and festive episode, stuffed (like a badly prepared turkey) with anger, carol singing, accordion music, Advocaat, Gold, Frankincense and a chainsaw. Want to give us an Xmas gift? Some people think that giving cold hard cash as a Christmas present is a bit of a faux pas. Luckily, we don't think that at all, so if you want to slip some money into our stocking you can do so at comedy.co.uk/pfs/donate (try not to picture us dancing for you in stockings as you do this). If Xmas has left you stoney broke, fear not, we'd also love the gift of exposure (try not to picture us exposing ourselves as you read this). Help us spread the word about the show: gift it to a friend, secret-santa it to your entire following on social media... or why not make a loved one the offering of all the Flatslam in existence (just put the URL comedy.co.uk/pfs into a Christmas card - sure it'll look cheap, but they'll thank you for it eventually). Links! Check out Elis' rather spartan website - www.elisjames.co (which includes a link to his Radio X podcast with John Robins). And johnrobins.com/gigs has John's tour, which Elis plugs in the show. Check out Andy's website - andyzaltzman.co.uk - and if you fancy going to see his London show (on till January 6th 2018) you can get tickets here: https://sohotheatre.com/shows/andy-zaltzman-2017-the-certifiable-history/ Find out more about Martin 'Snow' White's brilliant band the Mystery Fax Machine Orchestra - and buy their new album at: https://mysteryfaxmachineorchestra.wordpress.com/ While you're at it, please do also 'like' our Facebook page, follow Pappy's and Producer Ben on Twitter @pappystweet @_ben_walker and visit Pappy's Tumblr. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Bills, they don't always have to be bad.

0:03.0

Imagine bills with no hidden fees.

0:06.0

Bills with low prices on the latest phones,

0:10.0

bills that save you from that new foam fomo.

0:14.0

Or bills that could even save you a bit of cash.

0:18.0

Leave bad bills behind and switch to Giff Gaff for the latest phones at low monthly prices. Giff Gaff are up to good.

0:27.0

Terms apply see giftgaff.com slash terms. Tom, Ben.

0:35.0

What is it, Matthew?

0:37.0

Yeah, what is it, you brick?

0:38.0

I was rapping your press.

0:41.0

And were you?

0:42.0

And I was rapping some lyrics.

0:45.0

Oh, I'd love to hear that Clarky.

0:47.0

Now last time we spoke you had, my name is Clarky I'm here to say, but you haven't got any further than that, but I'm sure of we...

0:55.2

I'm sure if we can...

0:56.2

In a really good way.

0:57.2

Lovely stuff.

0:58.2

Fantastic.

0:59.2

Well look, one of you two guys has got to bring me my Figgy pudding. You know I've got both my legs in the in the...

1:04.8

What? Some... In an awkward position? Yeah, I was sat in the lot of the

1:12.6

position I locked into it.

1:13.8

Christmas yoga.

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