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Petty Crimes

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True Crime, Comedy

4.8 • 948 Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

The test results are in and this is a 3-tea-cup crime

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0:00.0	Carla asks if I'm pregnant.
0:02.4	No, she didn't.
0:03.8	A third time.
0:04.6	What is she doing?
0:06.0	Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.
0:27.7	Hello, Griff.
0:31.5	Is that what I always say?
0:33.3	No, no, I don't know. I was just plugged in.
0:37.4	Hi. How are you? What's your vibe today?
0:40.4	My vibe at the time of this recording is ready to take a little break from the hustle of Los Angeles.
0:49.1	That's where I am. So I'm kind of running on fumes, to be honest, and I feel like I'm usually pretty full.
0:55.6	And so today I'm giving myself the grace to be just empty.
1:03.2	Blast.
1:03.8	What's new with you?
1:05.2	Well, I'm not going to answer that because we have a petty addendum today.
1:10.9	Whoa.
1:11.5	Every time we get a petty addendum, I'm like, yay!
1:14.0	I love these.
1:14.9	I know.
1:15.2	They don't come super regularly.
1:16.8	No, they don't.
1:17.8	Would like more.
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