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Ferris Bueller and the Chamber of Secrets: Ep. 70

Tablet Studios

Tablet Magazine

Judaism, Society & Culture, Religion & Spirituality

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2016

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

This week on Unorthodox, Israeli Burger King debuts the SufganiKing—a hamburger inside a jelly donut. Our Jewish guest is Jason Diamond, author of the new memoir, Searching for John Hughes: Or Everything I thought I Needed to Know About Life I Learned from Watching ‘80s Movies. He gives us his list of the must-see John Hughes movies. Our Gentile of the Week is actually a Jew and a gentile—Vanessa Zoltan and Casper ter Kuile—the hosts of Harry Potter and the Sacred Text, a podcast that Talmudically analyzes the wildly popular J.K. Rowling’s series. They tell us how (spoiler) Harry Potter is actually about the Holocaust. Sign up for our weekly newsletter to get new episodes and more. Email us with comments, questions and kvetches at Unorthodox@tabletmag.com. We may share your note on air. Today’s episode is brought to you by Harry’s. Go to Harrys.com to get a limited edition holiday shave set while supplies last—use the promo code UNORTHODOX at checkout for $5 off your order. Music credits: "Unorthodox Theme Song" by Golem "Outer Orbit" by Revolution Void "Hedwig's Theme" by John Williams "Don't You Forget About Me" by Simple Minds "Physionics" by Stephan Siebert

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What better way to be proudly Jewish right now than with our book, the Newish Jewish Encyclopedia?

0:07.0

It's the perfect coffee table book for your proud Jewish home, and it covers everything from Jewish history, pop culture, holidays, and of course food,

0:14.9

all with our trademark, irreverence, and love.

0:17.5

Our publisher is offering a special 20% discount on newest Jewish and their entire Hanukkah shop.

0:22.4

So head to Artisan Books.com

0:24.0

and use the code unorthodox at check out.

0:26.5

That's Artisan Books.com, discount code,

0:29.0

unorthodox, all caps.

0:32.6

On this episode of unorthodox, we are likely to engage in witty banter and group hugs,

0:36.4

but those hugs may contain profane language.

0:38.5

So while we want you to listen, we want you to wait until a time

0:41.0

when the children are out of the room.

0:43.0

Latka's are the Natalie Portman of holiday foods.

0:46.0

So where, what's Mila Kunis, Suvanyote?

0:48.4

Milakunis is the Suvanyote. Hello Jews, etc. This is Unorthodox, the weekly podcast from tablet magazine.

0:58.8

I'm Mark Oppenheimer joined as ever by tablet senior writer Leel Leibowitz.

1:03.2

Marhabo and tablet deputy editor Stephanie Butnik.

1:06.7

Why do I have such a second?

1:08.3

Do you always go second?

1:09.3

I always go second.

1:10.3

I always make it I always make it I always

1:11.6

sure switch you guys.

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