'Fergie is P Diddy's Side Piece?!?"
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2026
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s LuAnna: it’s another Bank Holiday, nobody’s working, and Lu has gone full proud mum because Crumble has officially graduated dog training with a medal. Anna, meanwhile, reckons she may be on the road to an MBE after a truly surreal career high at The King’s Trust Awards at the Royal Albert Hall, where she somehow ended up offering an antihistamine to the Queen.
Plus, there’s listener chaos involving a woman who deep-throated a frankfurter and a man who squeezed a turd. And as if that wasn’t enough, the girls get fully stuck into the bizarre allegation that Fergie was once P Diddy’s side piece, discover the deeply upsetting world of ball maxxing, and crown a new Weirdo of the Month.
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| 0:00.0 | How does it feel to face the storm head on? |
| 0:05.0 | Go beyond the map. |
| 0:08.0 | Drive into the extreme. |
| 0:11.0 | Or win a Ford Explorer. |
| 0:15.0 | Test drive one before the end of May and you could win one. |
| 0:19.0 | Now how would that feel? Search winner Ford Explorer. |
| 0:23.4 | Ready, set Ford. T's and C's apply, 25 plus only. See for code.uk for details. |
| 0:32.1 | This is a global player original podcast. Be warned, it's Luanna. And this podcast contains honest, upruns, opinions, |
| 0:39.5 | rants, and general explicit content. |
| 0:41.7 | But you know you love it. |
| 0:43.4 | It's a no from me, but I'm never here to kink shame. |
| 0:46.5 | This has excited me beyond belief. |
| 0:49.6 | Lou for MP, Anna for MBE. |
| 0:52.4 | It's so pink. |
| 0:54.6 | Oi, guys, there's a guy down there that can deep throat a sausage. |
| 0:57.5 | Das love. |
| 0:58.2 | I, there is love. |
| 1:04.7 | Hello, good morrow. |
| 1:06.3 | Good morning, everybody. |
| 1:07.7 | Oh my goodness, we're towards the end of May already. |
| 1:10.2 | Isn't that crazy? |
| 1:11.4 | We are like the, it's nearly Christmas. |
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