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New customers only, maximum saving 2020 terms at akardo.com. Welcome to the Whatever Dating Talk podcast where we try to make sense of the modern dating

hellscape. I'm your host, Brian Atlas. We're just going to dive right in, have the guests

introduce themselves. Go ahead. Yep. So my name is Alex. I am 24 years old. I am from Oklahoma

City. I do stand-up comedy, basically just in Oklahoma, and I'm an online whore as well sometimes.

And then, what else we got?

I went to tech school in Choctaw, Oklahoma for mechanics, and I got all my certificates in that. And that's about it.

Okay. I also have a split tongue. And your mechanic, what kind of, do you work on a specific kind of car?

No, so what it was for, I was on an engine building team for 350 small block motors, and we went around the United States and see how fast we could tear them down and put them back together.

So that was really cool. And then just the basics, of course, so.

Okay. All right. Did you, you did the tongue thing? I did the ton thing. Okay. I did it. There you go. How long ago did you have that done? That was like June, I believe. I was just really bored with myself. What's the healing time on that? It was like a week. It was pretty gnarly. I definitely regretted it in the very moment because I was just drooling all over my fucking self. Okay. But I think it's pretty cool now. There you go. There you go. What about you?

My name is Kitty. I was just drooling all over my fucking stuff. Okay. But I think it's pretty cool now.

There you go.

There you go.

What about you?

My name is Kitty.

I'm 25.

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