What's up, everyone? Nike is running pro-family ads. American Eagle is bringing back hotness,

thanks to Sidney, and the Social Justice Warriors are angry, but I personally am not.

So we're going to talk about all of that today. Before we do, though, oh my God, wait, sorry,

I just got so distracted over here for a minute. That's what we're going to talk about today. Now, Max, you can run the show logo. Sorry, guys.

Sorry, guys, we had some technical difficulties and I have a monitor, and so I can see and hear things,

and my brain literally just kind of short-circuited.

I'm so sorry, we're late. I know that you guys were popping up in the comments, but as I said,

we were updating some assets. Some of the stories that we're talking about today were updating

in the moment, which is one of the reasons why I wanted to make the show live instead of having

it be edited because when we edit it,

that means I usually have to record, you know, a couple of days beforehand or the day before,

which means that the news changes because things move fast in the world. So that is why we are now

doing it live. So I appreciate your patience, even though I was five minutes delayed.

Now, per usual, my friends, I saw you guys asking about

Pants. Do not worry. There is a Pants update. He is doing well. He is doing great. It is hot. It is so

freaking hot in Tennessee right now and it is so humid. We have like an extreme heat advisory going on

right now.

He seems to be doing well.

Ironically, our belted Galloway cows, which are like the Scottish cows that have the belt,

they look like Oreos and they're really fluffy.

They're doing better in the heat than my mom's jersey cows.

And so they have been struggling, but we had a big run-in shed delivered into a little

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