"Female Security Goddesses"
Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat
Headgum
4.8 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 30 September 2019
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Cat and Pat discuss The Politician premiere party, pastoral vibes, loud cousins, puppets with bangs, and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | Forever! |
| 0:30.0 | We'll see dreamers with cat and cat. |
| 0:35.0 | We've ever saw. |
| 0:36.0 | Hey! |
| 0:37.0 | How's it going? |
| 0:38.0 | And cat. |
| 0:39.0 | And my one point is, hey is for versus. |
| 0:42.0 | And I have a new joke I've worked shopping in which I gesture to my tits when they're out and I go, |
| 0:46.0 | what? |
| 0:47.0 | So wait an aphia? |
| 0:48.0 | What? |
| 0:49.0 | No one's laughing. |
| 0:50.0 | You want to see? |
| 0:51.0 | Yeah, I'm just kidding. |
| 0:52.0 | I go, what? |
| 0:53.0 | So wait an aphia? |
| 0:54.0 | You want to pop out of my fucking mouth? |
| 0:55.0 | So wait an aphia? |
| 0:56.0 | And I bounce my little two dees around. |
| 0:57.0 | So wait, so my new catch raises, what? |
| 0:58.0 | So wait an aphia? |
| 0:59.0 | I'm actually a huge question. |
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