Felony Flashbacks with Danny B
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.8K Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2026
⏱️ 124 minutes
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Summary
The legend, the soldier of the year, the North Bergen legend Danny B joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in person for the first time after multiple virtual visits during the LA years. They talk about Joey's recent obsession with Grand Theft Auto, why they are both thankful for their crazy upbringing, why the police being called didn't used to be a bad thing and so much more.
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| 0:00.0 | Kick this motherfucker, Neil Lee. |
| 0:04.8 | What's happening, beautiful people? |
| 0:06.2 | It's Tuesday, April 31st. |
| 0:08.7 | The rent is due. |
| 0:10.1 | The church of what's happening now, New Testament is in full effect. |
| 0:15.4 | I got my main man, Lee Syatt here, the Cato of Comedy, and I got my main dog, Danny Bionculo. |
| 0:21.8 | We go back 40 years, so sit back, grab some popcorn and make some notes. |
| 0:28.0 | And if you like, call an attorney and see what the fuck is going on today. |
| 0:32.2 | What's up, Danny B. |
| 0:33.2 | Your map is wrong. |
| 0:34.4 | 40 years. |
| 0:35.1 | It's more like 50 years, pal. |
| 0:36.9 | Dian Culo, it's 80 years and cocaine years. 40 years. It's more like 50 years, pal. They're cool. |
| 0:39.4 | It's 80 years and cocaine years. Dog life. Dog fucking life. I was going to say, you know. 40 years. This is really nice. It's great to be with you, pal. It's great to see you. And you came up, you saw the old neighbor. It looks like a fucking barfied. I thought I needed a passport |
| 0:53.2 | They had me fixed the fucking roads. |
| 0:55.1 | I know. |
| 0:55.6 | It was nuts. |
| 0:56.1 | I know. |
| 0:56.5 | I saw a pot holes. |
| 0:57.7 | I saw a passport. They had to fix the fucking roads. |
| 0:55.1 | I know. |
| 0:55.6 | It's nuts. |
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