Felipe Esparza - Solar Eclipse Of The Gnards

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Felipe Esparza (What's Up Fool podcast and tour) stops by as Daniel describes a Sydney homeowner's ingenious solution to people peeing in his yard, Jason explains how a man stole the tow truck that was towing his truck and smashed everything in its path, and Randy warns against watching solar eclipse coverage on Mexican TV, and so much more!

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0:00.0	Dan and Rand and Jay will share
0:05.7	Tales of folks so unaware they lack in grace and sometimes choose the life they choose will make the news
0:11.7	Breaking down each epic bail in Florida there's half-rice bail I'm happy to say they couldn't make this
0:19.7	dumb don't listen to our podcast band with co-host our man Dan.
0:24.9	Man, don't be a jerk.
0:27.2	Because when the music,
0:28.5	just the funny hits,
0:29.6	and we are going to take you down.
0:32.5	Stick around, make a sound, hunger down is dumb people town.
0:37.0	All right, townies.
0:38.3	The most wonderful time of the year.
0:43.9	So Hickory Duke is just about here.
0:47.7	It is more than likely sort of a stressful.
0:50.8	It's kind of stressful.
0:51.8	Yeah.
0:52.0	I mean, your to-do list is about a million miles long, and that's for work things, work
0:55.4	parties, friends things, family things, family parties.
0:58.1	All of it.
0:58.1	All of it.
0:58.7	And somehow your pet needs always seem to be a do-it-morrow thing because there's only so many hours in the day.
1:05.1	That's why I think everyone should be doing it all the way we do it, the way Randy does it. On Chewy.
1:11.2	On Chewy.
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