Hey everybody, Holden here.

And I'm Jake.

And we're here to tell you about the Wizard and the Bruiser podcast, a podcast in which

we take any subject in nerd culture and in fandom.

We talk about comic books, movies, anime, and we explain just what all the fuss is about.

And this isn't just white guys talk about the stuff they write on the internet this week.

It's not just that. These are deep dives into the hidden histories of all these franchises that you think you know the story behind, but you have no idea how deep the hole gets. We cover Spawn. We cover Wonder Woman. We cover Dragon Ball Z. We cover The Thing. We're talking about the film The thing. And not the secret that we must never mention.

So join us for Wizard and the Bruiser podcast on LPN.

Got to fall on the right side.

Got a ball on the right side. you got to keep my all on the bright side. Yeah, sweet, sticky, yum, yum. Put some socks over it. It holds up my big old body. Sao-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-som. Ooh, give me them gnarly toes. Narly old yellow toes or clear toes. Mmm, nice French tippies, little piggyies, little pink piggyes.

Mioink, oink, oink, oink, oink, o'ink.

Oh, yes, stomped, stomps, stom, stom, stom, feet, sweat.

Get it, yeah, drip the sweat.

Oh, in my mouth.

Get it in my mouth.

Welcome to the brighter side, everybody.

Hey, what's going on, everybody?

How are you doing?

That was Amber's interpretation of feet.

Yes.

You could put these together and put out an album, I think.

It's like Martha Graham with words.

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