Feet Money with Franklin Jonas

Throwing Fits

Arts, Fashion & Beauty

4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2023

⏱️ 107 minutes

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This week’s interview with musical artist and host Franklin Jonas ain’t no bonus. Franklin was kind enough to wear an entire rat mascot costume to a Brooklyn firing squad on his Wiki Feet score, stretchy nipples, getting his Rollie finessed in Ibiza, his unbridled commitment to the rat suit bit, not crossing the picket line to throw Tom Hanks under the bus, losing your mind over just being in the same room as A$AP Ferg, another week of Yung Lean being the source, going funcle mode with this undisclosed number of nieces and nephews, whether or not he will publicly declare himself the lowkey coolest JoBro, the Bonus Jonas chip on your shoulder to purposely ending your shows on a depressing ass note pipeline, making music in NYC vs. LA, cocaine capping, becoming a Jack Daniel’s man, his vape of choice, Disney Channel kids blossoming into Disney adults, comic book nerdom, fake rumors about his family and learning about his brother Joe shitting his pants on stage in real time, what’s the Jonas family group chat hitting for, his very famous and very cool sister-in-laws, Swiftie love, hitting rock-bottom by using his last name in a pathetic attempt to get laid in college, his boss Diplo, what the hell Pizza Slime actually is, pulling up to the red carpet with the god Hayao Miyazaki, inventing a new love language with wifey and much more on this mature and magical episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™.

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0:00.0	This podcast is brought to you by Cashapp with multiple tools for saving, spending, and sending.
0:05.2	Cashapp is the easy way to stay in control of your money. But what happens when life takes
0:10.3	an unexpected turn and you find yourself losing control? You wouldn't know anything about this
0:15.0	because you live alone in your ivory tower where everything is perfect and you have a firm
0:20.0	grasp on reality. But let me tell you, dude, I totally forgot that getting a fucking puppy
0:25.4	ruins your fucking life, dude. Talk about lack of control, dude. You ever see an animal
0:31.0	eating its own shit? You ever see a monster whale from inside a crate, a cage, a jail? I am running
0:39.5	on no sleep. I have absolutely nothing nice to say about anyone or anything until this monster
0:48.9	has been broken. I need control, James. I crave it. Well, a great way to stay in control of your
0:54.9	life is to stay in control of your money. So download Cashapp in the App Store or Google Play to
0:59.3	see why it's the number one finance app in the U.S. App Store.
1:18.4	The whole gang we were joined by his honor of Hoboken must be the struggle because he's chucking
1:22.0	cheese, the Disney Don Dada, the King of Cocaine, he the real John Snowworth to Sansa, must be a
1:27.1	base seller because he ain't no bonus. The principal, yo, he got a claim to fame. You got a stain
1:31.2	on your name. The Miyazaki Poppy, the fourth Joe broke whole like fro yo. He got wife. You got no
1:36.1	hose getting head in Japan. Domo jumping up the charts. Pogo whipping the cream cocoa,
1:41.4	washing assholes. Toto had his ups and downs. Yo, yo, host to claim to fame and musical artists.
1:46.4	Franklin, Joe and his Franklin. How the hell are you? Whoa, boss. That was fire.
1:51.5	X and P. That was set. You want a feature? Yes. Yo, baby. Oh, he's been going to sample that,
1:58.4	by the way. Are you, uh, who's your label? Oh, Matt Deeson. Yo, Dippo. Pay my ass. Yo,
2:02.7	hell yeah. Yo, Dips hit us up, bro. Yeah, shout out, Dippo. I feel like if he never
2:07.8	was nice enough to come on the only podcast that matters, I feel like that's good. And then
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