"FEET F*CKING" with NICK SMITH

Good Morning, Sodomites!

Zach Noe Towers

Comedy

4.9 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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From the archives!!! This interview with comedian Nick Smith (who you might know as Matteo Lane's bestie and Olive Garden date) was a bonus episode originally just made for the patreon, but thanks to a hectic travel schedule it's making it's wide release debut today :)

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0:00.0	This is Feet Fucking with Nick Smith.
0:06.0	Mm, yeah, more.
0:10.1	Give it to me.
0:11.1	Mm, yeah, more.
0:15.0	Good morning, Sodomites with Zach Bowie Towers.
0:25.3	Uh-huh. night with Zach Bowie Towers. Nick Smith, everybody.
0:26.9	I'm, we're current, he's currently debating me on New York versus L.A.
0:32.2	Okay.
0:32.8	And he's already, he's sick.
0:34.1	He just coughed.
0:35.8	COVID-19.
0:36.9	COVID, Nick Smith. You come to New York, you bring COVID back to L.A. Who's doing worse right now? L.A. or New York? Probably New York. I don't think so. If I had to guess, I'd say, I guess New York. You see, you're coughing so much. I just had Chippole and that makes me cough.
0:54.9	Okay.
0:55.6	It's spicy.
0:56.7	He just, okay, this, I need to explain to you guys that when I hit record, Nick was saying
1:01.3	great view.
1:02.3	And I will tell you the view for my hotel window is of a brick building.
1:06.5	No, no, no.
1:07.5	It is of the top of the brick building and two-thirds of the rest is Sky.
1:15.2	You have a nice constructed building there. This terrace is full of trees that you're getting.
1:22.7	Oh yeah. I forget that you guys only have like six trees. In New York, this is considered a nice view.
1:29.2	Pretty nice view.
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